If you resolve to
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer. Clement Freud
Giving Up Smoking
I wish I could
I wish I could give up smoking, but it does taste so delicious. Caitlin Moran
I thought I couldn’t
I thought I couldn’t afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: ‘Oh well,’ and I went back to smoking again, and that was better. Benny Hill
Give up smoking. Don’t
Give up smoking. Don’t get so fat. So much illness is self-induced – which I can’t stand. And I’m not a good nursemaid. Don’t call me if you’re ill. Anton du Beke