Listen to me, goblin.
Listen to me, goblin. You’re stupid, let’s accept that and move on. Eoin Colfer
Goblin
No, I don’t think
No, I don’t think you understand just how stupid goblins are. Let me give you an example. One of the B’wa Kell generals, and this is their top fairy, was caught caught trying to pass off forged credit slips by signing his own name. Eoin Colfer
(text message) CMDR ROOT.
(text message) CMDR ROOT. TRBLE BELOW. HAVN OVRRN BY GOBLINS. PLCE PLAZA SRROUNDED. CUDGEON + OPL KBOI BHND PLOT. NO WPONS OR CMMUNICATIONS. DNA CNONS CNTRLLED BY KBOI. I M TRPPED IN OP BTH. CNCL THNKS IM 2 BLM. IF ALIVE PLSE HLP. IF NOT, WRNG NMBR. Eoin Colfer
When you once attribute
When you once attribute effects to the will of a personal God, you have let in a lot of little gods and evils – then sprites, fairies, dryads, naiads, witches, ghosts and goblins, for your imagination is reeling, riotous, drunk, afloat on the flotsam of superstition. What you know then doesn’t count. You just believe, … Read more
Goblins burrowed in the
Goblins burrowed in the earth, elves sang songs in the trees: Those were the obvious wonders of reading, but behind them lay the fundamental marvel that, in stories, words could command things to be. Francis Spufford
Can I ask you
Can I ask you a question? You know with vampires and werewolves and goblins and things, is there any mythological creature that doesn’t actually exist? Of course, he replied. The unicorn and the leprechaun would be would be the two main ones. The Loch Ness Monster isn’t real, either, that’s just someone called Bert. Derek … Read more
Not stories told by
Not stories told by wolf or man to frighten children, of Wolfbane and of werewolves, of grasht and goblins and of silly vampires, fables to frighten cowards with the threat of evil and of sin. But the power that lives beyond those stories, and makes them strong indeed, that lives in nightmares and in sleep. … Read more
I ask for so
I ask for so little.Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave David Bowie
It’s only forever… Not
It’s only forever… Not long at all. David Bowie
When you just get
When you just get fantasy stories that are about fairies or goblins, I just don’t care. I’m never going to meet a goblin, it doesn’t mean anything to me. So my definition of fantasy is very broad, it’s anything to do with memory, or dreams, or ways of interpreting or making sense of the world. … Read more