Leprechaun – Quotes

Ya see I’m Irish,

Ya see I’m Irish, but I’m not a leprechaun. You wanna fight, then step up and we’ll get it on! Everlast

Can I ask you a question? You know with vampires and werewolves and goblins and things, is there any mythological creature that doesn’t actually exist? Of course, he replied. The unicorn and the leprechaun would be would be the two main ones. The Loch Ness Monster isn’t real, either, that’s just someone called Bert. Derek … Read more

If you stepped out

If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun standing at the base of your toilet, would you scream, or would you innately understand that he meant you no harm? David Sedaris

If you’re frightened of

If you’re frightened of leprechauns, the best thing to do is to get yourself a little leprechaun outfit and see how big they are. And then you’ll go, ‘Well I see. That’s like bein’ frightened of a hampster.’ Craig Ferguson

St. Patrick… one of

St. Patrick… one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all under the guise of acting Irish. Charles Madigan

I was writing songs

I was writing songs as a kid about leprechauns and Catwoman and teapots – whatever it is that little girls wanna sing about. The first song I wrote was called “Kitten.” It was about a boy named Liam, who I was just crazy about. Bonnie McKee

I was writing songs

I was writing songs as a kid about leprechauns and Catwoman and teapots – whatever it is that little girls wanna sing about. Bonnie McKee

I thought that was

I thought that was the coolest thing in the world, the idea of somebody trying to solve mysteries. I would see conspiracies in everything. I think I believed in leprechauns longer than any of my fellow classmates because I tried to catch them. Alex Hirsch

The most relevant misadventure

The most relevant misadventure that I had, as a kid, is when I remember being pretty convinced that leprechauns were real and that I was going to catch one. Alex Hirsch

I built a leprechaun

I built a leprechaun trap that was made to look like a tiny hotel. There was a ramp where the leprechaun could walk into the hotel, see a Lego pot of gold on the other side, try to reach it, fall through a trap door, go through a tube, wind up in a biscuit tin, … Read more