The confidence and security

The confidence and security of a people can be measured by their attitude toward laxatives. At the high noon of the British sun, soldiers in far-flung outposts of the Empire doctored themselves with \”a spoonful o’ gunpowder in a cuppa ‘ot tea.\” Purveyors and users of harsh laxatives were not afraid of being thought mean … Read more

Printer’s ink has been

Printer’s ink has been running a race against gunpowder these many, many years. Ink is handicapped, in a way, because you can blow up a man with gunpowder in half a second, while it may take twenty years to blow him up with a book. But the gunpowder destroys itself along with its victim, while … Read more

Oh, it doesn’t work

Oh, it doesn’t work at all. That’s the problem! It’s an endless, halting parade of inspections, bribes, and nonsense-but if you’re aboard a Texas vessel, you’ll find less inconvenience along the way. It’s because of their guns! declared Mr. Henderson, once more escaping his reverie, bobbing out of it as if to gasp for air. … Read more

My nostrils dilate while

My nostrils dilate while savoring the acrid odor of gunpowder and blood… Crazy with fury I will stain my rifle red while slaughtering any surrendered enemy that falls in my hands! With the deaths of my enemies I prepare my being for the sacred fight and join the triumphant proletariat with a bestial howl! Che … Read more