Jerk – Quotes

The biggest Russian problem

The biggest Russian problem – not all Russian jerks have moved to the US and UK yet. Evgeni Kostitsyn

Is it okay to

Is it okay to go the roof of the tallest building in your town and jerk off into the street? Eugene Mirman

I’d really rather that nobody had a gun, and then nobody would have to worry about it. That would be more my theory. In America, there’s this knee-jerk response that more walls and more guns make people safer, and I’m entirely suspect of that way of thinking. Ethan Hawke

Sometimes you walk into

Sometimes you walk into things, that, if you were paying attention, vibrationally, you would know right from the beginning that it wasn’t what you are wanting. In most cases, your initial knee-jerk response was a pretty good indicator of how it was going to turn out later. The things that give most of you the … Read more

Jerk equals narcissist.Narcissists tend

Jerk equals narcissist.Narcissists tend to be risk takers. Risk takers happen to do better in general in businesses. So jerk equals narcissist, equals risk taker. Eric Bolling

Patriotism can be good

Patriotism can be good or bad. Knee-jerk patriotism can be very bad. I’m patriotic almost to the point of self-consciousness, but I love my country the way I love a friend or a child who I would correct if she was going the wrong way. Who I expect the very best from. Emmylou Harris

I think I was

I think I was drawn to comedy originally because when I was really young, by the time I was eight I had seen movies like The Jerk, Animal House, and Planes, Trains & Automobiles with my dad, and I knew them by heart. I loved them and my dad loved them, and we would laugh … Read more

My father used to

My father used to say that if a man fools you once, he’s a jerk. If he fools you twice, you’re a jerk. Only he didn’t use the word \”jerk.\” Ellen Goodman

Who knows, maybe I\\’m

Who knows, maybe I’m just a stubborn jerk? Maybe the other people who do stuff they don’t want to do, maybe they’re doing the right thing. Who am I to say? I’m just doing my thing and being myself, and I’ve been given the incredible, fortunate opportunity to play roles that I frickin’ care about … Read more

If women ran Hollywood,

If women ran Hollywood, The Hollywood Reporter would have a \”Men in Entertainment\” issue every year, and those jerks would have to write something. Elizabeth Meriwether