Quotes for All
You think that somehow they didn’t come after me to get rid of me because my vote is the deciding vote in the health care bill then, ladies and gentlemen, you live today in a world that is so innocent as not to understand what is going on in Washington, D.C. Eric Massa
Ladies and gentlemen, a picture is not worth a thousand words. In fact, we found some pictures that are worth 500 billion words. Erez Lieberman Aiden
Excepting a religious ceremonial, there is no occasion where greater dignity of manner is required of ladies and gentlemen both, than in occupying a box at the opera. For a gentleman especially no other etiquette is so exacting. Emily Post
When I was a child, ladies and gentlemen, I was a dreamer. I read comic books, and I was the hero of the comic book. I saw movies, and I was the hero in the movie. So every dream I ever dreamed, has come true a hundred times… I learned very early in life that … Read more
Many people have traveled all their lives and yet do not know how to behave themselves when on the road… Ladies and gentlemen should guard against traveling by rail while in a beastly state of intoxication… the morning is a good time to find out how many people have succeeded in getting on the passenger … Read more
Ladies and gentleman of Florida, this is the real Jeff Ament…take a very good look because there’s an imposter running around…if someone comes up to you and says he’s Jeff Ament and says he wants to take your pot or wants to take you to a strip club, it’s probably not him. Eddie Vedder
Anybody hear the great news, today? Jimmy Swaggart under investigation! Oh Ja-eezus! One day every one of those cocksuckers will get caught! I understand in the case of Mr. Swaggart, that he claims that it was not multiple encounters with many prostitutes – apparently, only one sweet young thing. And he did tell Cal Thomas … Read more
Mixed dinner parties of ladies and gentlemenare very rare, which is a great defect in the society; not only as depriving themof the most social and hospitable manner of meeting, but as leading to frequent dinner parties of gentlemen without ladies, which certainly does not conduce to refinement. Frances Trollope
America, ladies and gentlemen, has done more for me financially than Britain ever has, or ever could have done. Felix Dennis
Ladies and gentlemen of the press, I stand before you a free man. Free in body, free in spiret and free in mind! It has been a long, hard and excruciatingingly painful road. For more than five years there has been one investigation after another and now, vindication. And to give the proper dimension I … Read more