A vile beastly rottenheaded

A vile beastly rottenheaded foolbegotten brazenthroated pernicous piggish screaming, tearing, roaring, perplexing, splitmecrackle crashmecriggle insane ass of a woman is practising howling below-stairs with a brute of a singingmaster so horribly, that my head is nearly off. Edward Lear

Many people have traveled

Many people have traveled all their lives and yet do not know how to behave themselves when on the road… Ladies and gentlemen should guard against traveling by rail while in a beastly state of intoxication… the morning is a good time to find out how many people have succeeded in getting on the passenger … Read more

Birth is beastly –

Birth is beastly – and death – and digestion, if it comes to that. Sometimes when I think of what’s happening inside me to a beautiful suprème de sole, with the caviare in boats, and the croûtons and the jolly little twists of potato and all the gadgets – I could cry. But there it … Read more

Well, it seems like

Well, it seems like a miracle to be able to look forward-to-to see all the minutes in front of one come hopping along with something marvellous in them, instead of just[Pg 295] saying, Well, that one didn’t actually hurt and the next may be quite bearable if only something beastly doesn’t come pouncing out– Dorothy … Read more