Quotes for All
Dearest Charles– I found a box of this paper at the back of a bureau so I must write to you as I am mourning for my lost innocence. It never looked like living. The doctors despaired of it from the start… I am never quite alone. Members of my family keep turning up and … Read more
I convinced him his luggage had gone to that big Bermuda Triangle in the sky. Erma Bombeck
I was trampled to death by a man who believed his luggage would be the first piece off. If he were an experienced traveler, he would know that the first piece of luggage belongs to no one. It’s just a dummy suitcase to give everyone hope. Erma Bombeck
Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone? Erma Bombeck
I would rather have a big burden and a strong back, than a weak back and a caddy to carry life’s luggage. Elbert Hubbard
The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn’t belong to anyone, ever. Fred Green
Frank once slipped something into the pocket of a luggage handler at the airport and said: \”Have a drink on me.\” The luggage handler later found out it was a tea bag. Frank Carson
It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression “As pretty as an airport.” Airports are ugly. Some are very ugly. Some attain a degree of ugliness that can only be the result of a special effort. This ugliness arises because airports are full of people who are … Read more
Talk about meeting your soul mate … I truly feel I have been given that gift. And believe me, I wasn’t some lightweight package. I’m, like, the package that didn’t just come with luggage – I had trunks. Demi Moore
Of course, we should all be aware of what we’re packing in our carry-on luggage – anything that might be considered dangerous could be confiscated at a security checkpoint. David Neeleman