it’s a funny life.
it’s a funny life. Either you don’t make a red cent and you have all the time in the world, or else you get double the money and you don’t have a moment to spend a penny of it. Gabrielle Roy
Quotes for All
it’s a funny life. Either you don’t make a red cent and you have all the time in the world, or else you get double the money and you don’t have a moment to spend a penny of it. Gabrielle Roy
Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, and those in cemeteries. Everett Dirksen
There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo. Erma Bombeck
A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat. Erma Bombeck
One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child’s name and how old he or she is. Erma Bombeck
Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone? Erma Bombeck
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. Erma Bombeck
If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it. Erma Bombeck
I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend. Emo Philips
Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer. Ellen DeGeneres