Quotes for All
Past persons of Scottishness in contact with mastermind of supernatural persuasion in London, aka Agent Doom.’ Floote moved on to the third bit of paper. “ ‘Lady K says Agent Doom assisted depraved Plan of Action. May have all been his idea.’ Moving on to the last one, he read out, Summer permits Scots to … Read more
There is some really good crack when I come back here. This is where I learned to swear. Ewan McGregor
The Scots are a very tough people. They have drive-by headbuttings. In Glasgow a sweatband is considered a silencer. Emo Philips
Look at me!’ I screeched. ‘Look at me, Amadeus von Linden, you sadistic hypocrite, and watch this time! You’re not questioning me now, this isn’t your work, I’m not an enemy agent spewing wireless code! I’m just a minging Scots slag screaming insults at your daughter! So enjoy yourself and watch! Think of Isolde! Think … Read more
[On being told Mary, Queen of Scots, was taller than she:] Then she is too high, for I myself am neither too high nor too low. Elizabeth I
Scots they’re either nice or they’re horrid and these two are horrid. The Scots wont like that Eamon, thats bordering on racism. Its not racism its ethnic criticism Bill. Eamon Dunphy
Thirty trillion dollars worth of services, scot-free to humanity, every year. E. O. Wilson
[The natural world cleans water, pollinates plants and provides pharmaceuticals, among many other gifts.] Thirty trillion dollars worth of services, scot-free to humanity, every year. E. O. Wilson
Whoever heard of such a mixture of languages in one army, since there were French, Flemings, Frisians, Gauls, Sayonards, Lotharingians, Allemani, Bavarians, Normans, English, Scots, Aquitanians, Italians, Danes, Apulians, Iberians, Bretons, Greeks and Armenians. Fulcher of Chartres
Two negatives make a positive but only in Scotland do two positives make a negative: aye right. Frankie Boyle