Not to be confused
Not to be confused with Spider-Man’s other girlfriend Mary Jane Watson, who is a skank and doesn’t love him like I do. Emma Stone
Skanks
I climbed into Misery
I climbed into Misery and called Uncle Bob. “We hooking up?” “Why does everything out of your mouth make me sound incestuous?” “Um, I wasn’t aware that it did. Perhaps you have a guilty conscience.” “Charley.” “Is there something you need to get off your chest? Besides that skank I saw you with the other … Read more
She reached up and
She reached up and curled her fingers into mine. “He should take you to dinner.” To say that the mere thought horrified me would have been a grievous understatement. I threw up a little in my mouth then swallowed hard. I told Taft when I recovered, “Just please, for the love of God, find a … Read more
Which is why you
Which is why you chose to wear that delightful ensemble from the skank-wear collection at Hoes-n-Thangs? -Tommy Christopher Moore
I took my AlDS
I took my AlDS test. You start reflecting… You start thinking about every nasty, skank-ass… It’s like the movie Scrooge, and the Ghost of Pussy Past comes. Chris Rock
You rock so, you
You rock so, you rock so, you dip so, you dip so, you skank so, you skank so, and don’t be no drag! You come so, you come so, for reggae is another bag! Blake Lively