Quotes for All
Whatever your pleasure, I can facilitate. You need weed, you need meth – hey, you need Prozac, I’m your man. I know how you white boys always deal with that depression. I mean me personally, I don’t understand what you white boys are all depressed about. Hey, you’re white! Smile! Chris Rock
That’s all we had when I was a kid: Robitussin. No matter what you got, Robitussin better handle it. Daddy, I got asthma. Robitussin. I got cancer. Robitussin. I broke my leg. Daddy poured Robitussin on it. Yeah, boy, let that ‘tussin get in there. Yeah, boy, let that ‘tussin get on down to the … Read more
Oprah is rich, Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah’s money, he’d jump out a fuckin’ window and slit his throat on the way down saying, I can’t even put gas in my plane! Chris Rock
When people try to read between the lines – critics, they have a job. Their job is to make something bigger than it is. Chris Rock
I see as white people finding loopholes in the slavery laws. Chris Rock
You won’t be able to take your eyes off the next four presenters: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz. Chris Rock
I’ll go with the guy with one house. The guy with one house is scared about losing his house. Chris Rock
There’s bad and then there’s EDDY CURRY BAD. Chris Rock
White man makes guns? No problem. Black rapper says gun? Congressional hearing. Chris Rock
We got no wealthy black people. We got rich people. Shaq is rich. The guy who signs his checks is wealthy. Chris Rock