Troll – Quotes

The ego is that

The ego is that ugly little troll that lives underneath the bridge between your mind and your heart. Gael Greene

Im riding a troll!

Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS! Eoin Colfer

\\’Troll 2\\’ is one

‘Troll 2’ is one of the rare sequels where you don’t have to waste time watching the first one, since the films have absolutely nothing to do with one another. Eli Roth

The majority of persons choose their wives with as little prudence as they eat. They see a troll with nothing else to recommend her but a pair of thighs and choice hunkers, and so smart to void their seed that they marry her at once. They imagine they can live in marvelous contentment with handsome … Read more

I want a steamy

I want a steamy little Jewish Princess with over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums. I don’t want no troll, I just want a Yemenite hole. Frank Zappa

Don’t negotiate with terrorists;

Don’t negotiate with terrorists; patent trolls have done more damage to the United States economy than any domestic or foreign terrorist organization in history, every year. Drew Curtis

Everyone wants to look

Everyone wants to look good in photographs, even us trolls who tell jokes. Doug Benson

In real life during

In real life during the last decade of the twentieth century, Rumpelstiltskin would probably get the queen’s daughter. He would no doubt addict her to heroin, turn her out as a prostitute, confiscate her earnings, beat her for pleasure, hack her to pieces, and escape justice by claiming that society’s intolerance for bad-tempered, evil-minded trolls … Read more

People are at the

People are at the mercy of internet trolls who bring people who are excellent in their fields down to their level. They’re diminishing someone’s flame to make theirs brighter. David Haye

Luckily my fans are

Luckily my fans are so lovely and I haven’t really had to – what’s the phrase? – Clap back at the trolls? Every now and then I do get a troll that mentions my skin color and calls me ugly names, though, like Dark Monkey. Most of the time those people have their pages blocked, … Read more