If the principal smokers
If the principal smokers of cocaine were affluent older white men and the principal consumers of Viagra were poor young black men, then…selling Viagra would get you five to 10 years behind bars. Ethan Nadelmann
Viagra
A man goes into
A man goes into Boots and says: \”Have you got any Viagra?\” \”Do you have a prescription?\” asks the chemist. \”No,\” he replies, \”But ‘I’ve got a photograph of the wife.\” Frank Carson
There’s no magazine you
There’s no magazine you open, unless its AARP, that shows a woman over the age of 45 in any other light, other than having to buy Depends or Viagra. Doris Roberts
There’s no such thing
There’s no such thing as free love. Have you seen the price of Viagra? Dolly Parton
This Hillary Clinton scandal
This Hillary Clinton scandal has to do with emails. All I get are emails for Canadian Viagra. David Letterman
Presidential hopeful Jeb Bush
Presidential hopeful Jeb Bush has released all of his emails. I’d like to release all of my emails. I’ve got nothing but emails about low-cost funerals and Viagra. David Letterman
Back then, the entire
Back then, the entire Internet consisted of two slow, boxcar-sized UNIVAC computers about 50 feet apart, connected by a wire. It would take one of these computers an entire day to send an email to the other one, which would immediately delete it, because it was a Viagra ad. Dave Barry
I think religion for
I think religion for many people is some sort of moral viagra. Daniel Dennett
There’s always something new
There’s always something new with sex. We lived in a world without Viagra, now we live in a world with Viagra. We lived in a world without blowjobs and anilingus in the Oval Office, and then it happens and you get to write about it. We live in a world where now the government is … Read more
We’re consumers. We are
We’re consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don’t concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy’s name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra… Chuck Palahniuk