I always say to
I always say to women, ‘Take advantage of the fact that you’re in the minority, don’t see it as a disadvantage. You’re that much more unique when there’s fewer of you. Carol Leifer
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I always say to women, ‘Take advantage of the fact that you’re in the minority, don’t see it as a disadvantage. You’re that much more unique when there’s fewer of you. Carol Leifer
Oh my God, Kennedy Airport – what a mess – all over you with those dopey security questions. ‘Did you receive any gifts from any unknown persons?’ Buddy, the last thing I got from an unknown person was in the 80’s. Carol Leifer
It was a mixed marriage. I’m human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
There were very few women comics when I started out doing stand-up. But I always saw that as a great advantage. Carol Leifer
My father was a really funny guy. He lived a good long life. And he was the reason I wanted to be funny and become a comedian and a comedy writer, so to say that he’s somewhat of a mythic figure in my life would be an understatement. Carol Leifer
Obviously, at this age, I’ve lost people in my life. But with a parent, it’s just different. I was very attached to my father and had this naive little-girl notion that he’d always be around. So I’m finding acceptance of my father’s death is the hardest thing to accept. Carol Leifer
When you’re single again, at the beginning you’re very optimistic and you say, ‘I want to meet someone who’s really smart, really sweet, really sensitive.’ And six months later you’re like, ‘Lord, any mammal with a day job. Carol Leifer
Some people have their marriages annulled, which means they never existed. Boy, talk about denial! What do you say when people see your wedding album? ‘Oh that was just some play I was in. Carol Leifer
I don’t exercise. My philosophy is: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
There are so many opportunities that I could’ve gotten before if I had just took a little more of a risk. Carol Leifer