I don’t understand what
I don’t understand what apps are on my phone. Why do they ask for passwords? Why do they all ask for different passwords? It’s so frustrating that I end up just reading a book every time I try to go online. Chelsea Handler
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I don’t understand what apps are on my phone. Why do they ask for passwords? Why do they all ask for different passwords? It’s so frustrating that I end up just reading a book every time I try to go online. Chelsea Handler
People confuse the fact that I discuss drinking openly with the idea that I’m a heavy drinker. I don’t want girls at my show wasted, screaming and yelling out and vomiting. Chelsea Handler
Whoever calls and asks me to do stuff and obviously, with having your own TV show, people want you to get involved. They know you’re a stand-up comedian so they’re always looking for somebody funny to host an event. Chelsea Handler
I’m always happy to pitch in and do something. Everybody needs to be laughing a little. Chelsea Handler
I probably do the most for the gay and lesbian community, or LGBT, but I don’t have one that I focus on. I just try and kind of do a lot for different charities. Chelsea Handler
I would never sell my dog for a man. I’d sell the man. Chelsea Handler
I wanted to be a comedian, I wanted people to laugh at what I was saying, not to be staring at my boobs or wearing a skirt and show off my … I just didn’t think that that was the best way to get taken seriously in that world. Chelsea Handler
A lot of amazing comedians that I’ve worked with just really follow their instincts and you can’t really teach someone comedic timing. And you just kind of have it. Chelsea Handler
I think bullying of anybody, whether they’re gay or straight or anything in high school is unbearable. Chelsea Handler
I think the people in your life are the people that – when you can make other people happy and you can give things to your family and your friends, you know, that’s really obviously what life is all about. But it doesn’t have to be children. It doesn’t have to be a husband. It … Read more