Quotes for All
I feel like a lot of people involved with celebrity journalism have interesting ideas about the people they want to write about going into the interview. Then as soon as they actually sit down with that person, they basically ask the questions they think journalists are supposed to ask, and they start viewing themselves almost … Read more
I would hate for climate change to be accepted simply because everyone was dying. Chuck Klosterman
The debate about climate change in many ways is tied to the petroleum industry. If the value of petroleum was considerably less than it is, and the value of coal was considerably less than it is, there would be much less debate about this. Chuck Klosterman
In some ways, Halloween is much easier for women. They can just dress as sluts, and it’s kind of a costume, if they never do any other time. Chuck Klosterman
You can’t go into the office and be a jerk. You can’t yell at your kids or your wife or your husband for no reason. That makes you a terrible person. Chuck Klosterman
I’m really an alarmist when it comes to epidemics. Swine flu now; when SARS was big, I was all freaked out about that, bird flu. That terrifies me. Chuck Klosterman
As an adult, the only people who care about horror movies are academics. No one loves to talk about horror films more than somebody with a Ph.D. in cultural studies at a university. Chuck Klosterman
Flying to me isn’t scary, it’s just incredibly boring. And I guess I have a fear of boredom, so in that regard, I’m afraid to fly. Chuck Klosterman
If I’m around spiders, my fear isn’t so much the spider, but my fear is that I’m somewhere rustic and that spiders are crawling around. I must be in the woods. Chuck Klosterman
Maybe I could survive in one of those resort prisons where they house white-collar criminals. I’ve always wanted to get better at tennis. Chuck Klosterman