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I will omit but I will not distort. Cleveland Amory
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I will omit but I will not distort. Cleveland Amory
The customer is always right! John Wanamaker must be turning in his grave. If you’re a customer today, you’re an intruder. Cleveland Amory
Have you ever heard one civilized person whose opinion you respect, at any time, anywhere, in any civilized country anywhere, say the good new days? Cleveland Amory
It suddenly dawned on me one day, when I was reading in the paper about a woman wrestler, that being a curmudgeon was the last thing in the world that a man can be that a woman cannot be. Women can be irritating — after all, they are women — but they cannot be curmudgeons. … Read more
The facts of life are very stubborn things. Cleveland Amory
You cannot expect everything even from the friendliest cat. It is still a cat. Cleveland Amory
Opera is like a husband with a foreign title: expensive to support, hard to understand, and therefore a supreme social challenge. Cleveland Amory
The National Park Service shot a mule in the face. He survived but had trouble swallowing and often food came out of his nose. Cleveland Amory
I can’t take a well-tanned person seriously. Cleveland Amory
Every damn President since I can remember has been so in love with foreign policy that they’re just like a schoolboy with a new girl. Cleveland Amory