I can say that.
I can say that. I have a television show. Daniel Tosh
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I can say that. I have a television show. Daniel Tosh
Thank you … San Francisco. All right, you’re ruining the show. Thank you … for clapping for what my parents are ashamed of. Daniel Tosh
I don’t know what’s funny and what’s not so I test out all of my material in front of audiences. Daniel Tosh
I go to the dentist every six months, I get a cleaning, so… I’m fortunate enough that those fluoride treatments as a child worked. Not getting any cavities. Daniel Tosh
People write a lot of similar material. That’s why I try to come up with the most absurd jokes. Daniel Tosh
Instead of dumping all my money on an independent film that nobody would watch and most people would make fun of behind my back, I decided, ‘I’m just going to buy a house.’ Daniel Tosh
I really don’t work a whole lot as far as touring, but I do stand-up every night of my life, no matter where I am. It’s really made the touring a lot less grueling. Daniel Tosh
You are a sick freak who should be beaten. Daniel Tosh
Is it okay to roofie a girl just to shut her up? Daniel Tosh
Models: I’m not voting for you for any stupid magazine list! If you were really that Hot you wouldn’t have to beg the world to stuff the ballot. Daniel Tosh