Kim Jong Un’s sister
Kim Jong Un’s sister got married. That sounds like another Seth Rogen movie, doesn’t it? David Letterman
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Kim Jong Un’s sister got married. That sounds like another Seth Rogen movie, doesn’t it? David Letterman
He has been greatly missed since his retirement … Thank God for videotapes and DVDs. In this regard, he will always be around. David Letterman
Arnold Schwarzenegger met with President Bush. It’s amazing if you think about it. It was the Terminator and the One-Term-inator. David Letterman
If you didn’t believe it before — and it’s easy to understand how you might have been sceptical on this point — if you didn’t believe it before, you can absolutely believe it now: New York City is the greatest city in the world. David Letterman
Hillary’s trying to appear downhome. Earlier today she was sitting on the front porch of a general store whittling a pantsuit. David Letterman
The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He’s dead, then he’s alive, then dead, then alive. It’s just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral. David Letterman
Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Olympics. He didn’t win. But next year, he’ll be competing in ‘Dancing with the Stars.’ David Letterman
We’re learning more about Osama bin Laden. His father was married 16 times, and he has five wives. I think we’re getting to the root of his intense anger. And they say bin Laden never spends the night in the same place twice. No, wait a minute, that’s Clinton. David Letterman
Do you know who is ready to go with the presidential campaign? Jeb Bush. Jeb already has plans to end the war in Iraq that his brother started. All he needs is a hot tub time machine. David Letterman
How about those Olympics, ladies and gentlemen. Didn’t London look like the place to be? New York City was in the running for this Olympics. But here’s what happened. We got outbribed. David Letterman