April is tax month.
April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They’ll give you the same advice that they’ve given hundreds of corporations – taxes are for douche bags. Ed Helms
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April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They’ll give you the same advice that they’ve given hundreds of corporations – taxes are for douche bags. Ed Helms
First there was the New Hampshire primary, and we had nearly a year leading up to it. And now, look! Three primaries in one weekend! How many of these things are they going to have? Ed Helms
It’s kind of hard to win most elections on anti-family, immorality, and Satan-worship. Ed Helms
You take a vacation to a place like Thailand and you’re ready for the excitement of something new and foreign. But when you’re working 14-hour days, all you want is something familiar to ground you. And there’s just nothing there. Ed Helms
I’m a very jaded and cynical person. Ed Helms
Shouldn’t EVERY week be Infection Control Week? Ed Helms
Alcohol causes conflicts, firearms resolve conflicts. Ed Helms
You are literally too stupid to insult. Ed Helms
There are currently more political parties in Iraq than unbombed buildings to hold them. Ed Helms
When you’re in New York City or Los Angeles, even if you’re not dealing with show business, there’s still this sense that it’s the center of the universe. And I think that’s a really dangerous, limiting mindset. Ed Helms