April is tax month.
April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They’ll give you the same advice that they’ve given hundreds of corporations – taxes are for douche bags. Ed Helms
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April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They’ll give you the same advice that they’ve given hundreds of corporations – taxes are for douche bags. Ed Helms
I love that, for Kanye [West], there’s no difference between the epic and the personal. That makes him sound like a really grandiose douche – which, I don’t think anyone, himself included, could contest – but at the same time, it’s really amazing. I love the scope of his perfectionism. David Longstreth
Romance is the douche of the bourgeoisie. David Berman
When you’re not in love, when you don’t have love, everybody you know falls in love. Dane Cook
Justin Bieber is a douche bag. Now that I have your attention, let’s talk about cars. Corey Taylor
People are mad a Donald Trump for allegedly making a joke about Megyn Kelly having her period. Trump said, ‘Trust me, I know what goes on down there, because I’m a huge douche.’ Conan O’Brien
Father’ is such an arbitary word. Douche bag, on the other hand. Becca Fitzpatrick
Yeah Jesus could turn water in to wine, but he didn’t share. Douche. Anthony Langston
When do you stop to de-douche? Anthony Bourdain
Not all who drink energy drinks are douches, but all douches drink energy drinks. Alison Rosen