Quotes for All
The great composer does not set to work because he is inspired, but becomes inspired because he is working. Beethoven, Wagner, Bach and Mozart settled down day after day to the job in hand with as much regularity as an accountant settles down each day to his figures. They didn’t waste time waiting for inspiration. … Read more
I have no use for bodyguards, but I have very specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants. Elvis Presley
The average parent may, for example, plant an artist or fertilize a ballet dancer and end up with a certified public accountant. We cannot train children along chicken wire to make them grow in the right direction. Tying them to stakes is frowned upon, even in Massachusetts. Ellen Goodman
People always ask me, ‘Were you funny as a child?’ Well, no, I was an accountant. Ellen DeGeneres
Librarian like Stewardess, Certified Public Accountant, Used Car Salesman is one of those occupations that people assume attract a certain deformed personality. Elizabeth McCracken
Any analyst at any time can target anyone. Any selector, anywhere I, sitting at my desk, certainly had the authorities to wiretap anyone, from you or your accountant, to a federal judge, to even the President Edward Snowden
April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They’ll give you the same advice that they’ve given hundreds of corporations – taxes are for douche bags. Ed Helms
A lot of the younger Indian generation are either IT geniuses or doctors – the number of doctors I’ve seen in L.A. who are Indian is just crazy. So it is a very common thing. Or an accountant! That again is a very, very big thing. Freida Pinto
Too many companies these days can’t tell the difference between good profits and bad…. By now you’re probably wondering how in heaven’s name profit, that holy grail of the business enterprise, can ever be bad. Short of outright fraud, isn’t one dollar of earnings as good as another? Certainly, accountants can’t tell the difference between … Read more
I’m big into stocks. I’ve invested in a lot of stocks. One day I was talking to my accountant, and he was like, \”Yo, what if I could turn a million dollars into \$20 million?\” Fetty Wap