Now I usually try
Now I usually try not to give advice. Information, yes, advice, no. But, what has worked for me may not work for you. Well, take for instance what has worked for me. Wigs. Tight clothes. Push up bras. Dolly Parton
Funny Commencement
If you think education
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. Derek Bok
Work hard, be kind,
Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen. Conan O’Brien
How many cares one
How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something, but to be someone. Coco Chanel
The truth is, I
The truth is, I was afraid the day I walked into Stanford. And I was afraid the day I walked out. Carly Fiorina
It takes most men
It takes most men five years to recover from a college education, and to learn that poetry is as vital to thinking as knowledge. Brooks Atkinson
So, what’s it like
So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it. Bill Watterson
It is a warning,
It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices. Bill Cosby
People will frighten you
People will frighten you about a graduation…. They use words you don’t hear often: And we wish you Godspeed.” It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.” Bill Cosby
People will frighten you
People will frighten you about a graduation….They use words you don’t hear often. Bill Cosby