Can you imagine anything
Can you imagine anything more tragic?’ Rose asked. ‘To be born a princess –native and to the manor born– and then to forget who you are and settle for being something horrible like an–an accountant! Regina Doman
Accountants
Bluebeard, who said to
Bluebeard, who said to Scottland Yard, How do I know how many wives I’ve killed? I’m not an accountant! Never got a dinner! Red Buttons
I would have thought
I would have thought that one of the things one should learn from college is that nothing is guaranteed. Even if you study something as vocational as accountancy, you still may end up not getting a job as an accountant. Rebecca Mead
If my father had
If my father had hugged me even once, I’d be an accountant right now. Ray Romano
It’s very hard to
It’s very hard to respect people on holiday – everybody looks so silly at the beach, it makes you hate humanity – but when you see people at their work they elicit respect, whether it’s a mechanic, a stonemason or an accountant. Alain de Botton
I am being embezzled
I am being embezzled from by this monstrous ring of accountants and estate planners and lawyers, who are mercilessly slandering me and trying to kill my career and, I believe, murder me in order to gain control of my royalties. Randy Quaid
We’re living in a
We’re living in a time period where if a kid is on a plastic scooter that’s one inch off the ground, mom and dad think he should have a helmet on. I don’t think they should have a helmet on. They should break their leg and have an imagination. Otherwise, we’re going to have a … Read more
We teach boys to
We teach boys to be such men as we are. We do not teach them to aspire to be all they can. We do not give them a training as if webelieved in their noble nature. We scarce educate their bodies. We do not train the eye and the hand. We exercise their understandings to … Read more
I only made x
I only made x amount of albums in 20 years and to still be living comfortably. A lot of people and friends look at me and be like yo Ra how do you do it? You don’t go on tour every year and you don’t make an album every year, you chill with your family … Read more
Creativity is absolutely for
Creativity is absolutely for everyone. I firmly believe this. I think if you’re the driest accountant with the plastic pocket pen protector it’s in how you interact with the world. There is artistry in everything that we do and there is expression in everything that we do. Rainn Wilson