Artemis – Quotes

Butler could kill you

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I’m sure one would be quite sufficient. Eoin Colfer

Let’s save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP will send a crack Retrieval team to get back what has been lost.. You have done so. Excuse me while I titter. Crack team? Honestly. A Cub-Scout patrol armed with water pistols could have defeated … Read more

Being in command means

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you’re told. –Artemis Fowl Eoin Colfer

Butler was seeing the

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team Eoin Colfer

Maybe I’ll keep you.”

Maybe I’ll keep you.” Abbot chuckled and prodded Artemis’s back with his sword. “It’d be nice to have a pet human around. I could teach you tricks.” “I have a trick for you,” said Artemis, and he fired a single blast from the gun. Eoin Colfer

…I just pulled a

…I just pulled a pretty big job and needed to hide out for awhile. …Where’s all the loot? That, as my cousin Nord would say, is where my improvised lie falls apart. Artemis put two and two together and arrived at a very unpleasant four. You were here to rob me! No, I wasn’t. How … Read more

Orion brightened. I have

Orion brightened. I have an idea. Yes? said Foaly, daring to hope that a spark of Artemis remained. Why don’t we look for some magic stones that can grant wishes? Or, if that doesn’t work, you could search my naked body for some mysterious birthmark that means I am actually the prince of somewhere or … Read more

Artemis looked at Holly

Artemis looked at Holly and felt a tremendous affection for her… he could properly appreciate how fierce and beautiful his best friend was… She is truly magical, thought Artemis. Perhaps her qualities are more obvious to me now that I have decided to sacrifice myself. Eoin Colfer

A metaphorical weight lifted

A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again. Eoin Colfer

Tea? At the beach?

Tea? At the beach? No time for luxuries, Holly. There is important work to be done.” He winked at Butler. “Are you sure you’re at the library? I thought I heard water.” Artemis smiled, enjoying the exchange. “Water? Surely not. The only thing flowing here is information.” “Are you grinning, Artemis? For some reason I … Read more