My Cousin – Quotes

All my cousins steal

All my cousins steal things. Theyre just a bunch of thieves. My whole family is like that. You put something down for a second, and they steal it. You never see it again. Gaby Hoffmann

My family is full

My family is full of musicians, and a couple of times a year we get together and jam at my cousin’s studio. We improvise and have a great time. Gabriel Macht

One of the paradoxes of our time is that the War on Terror has served mainly to reinforce a collective belief that maintaining the right amount of fear and suspicion will earn one safety. Fear is promoted by the government as a kind of policy. Fear is accepted, even among the best-educated people in this … Read more

Everyone in my family

Everyone in my family can sing – my momma can sing, my cousins. I was in the third grade and I was that kid who was so bad in school because I could sing. Ester Dean

Growing up, one of

Growing up, one of my cousins was an out gay man. Eric Stonestreet

…I just pulled a

…I just pulled a pretty big job and needed to hide out for awhile. …Where’s all the loot? That, as my cousin Nord would say, is where my improvised lie falls apart. Artemis put two and two together and arrived at a very unpleasant four. You were here to rob me! No, I wasn’t. How … Read more

I love a lot

I love a lot of things, a whole lot of things / Like / My cousin comes to visit and you know he’s from the South /’Cause every word he says just kind of slides out of his mouth / I like the way he whistles and I like the way he walks / But … Read more

Actually this is really

Actually this is really funny – one time she accidentally forgot to leave a note and I had no idea she had even moved. I was living in the house with a beautiful Mexican family for three months before I realized they weren’t my cousins visiting from out of town. They were so nice. They … Read more

I used to be

I used to be very self-conscious. I used to wish I was pretty. My cousin Georgia always taught me that if you smile, people will like you. Sometimes people will say something you don’t like, and you get angry a bit, but you just smile. You let it go by, even if you really would … Read more

My cousin Elroy spent

My cousin Elroy spent seven years as an IBM taper staring at THINK signs on the walls before he finally got a good idea: He quit. Edward Abbey