Orion

Orion brightened. I have

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Orion brightened. I have an idea. Yes? said Foaly, daring to hope that a spark of Artemis remained. Why don’t we look for some magic stones that can grant wishes? Or, if that doesn’t work, you could search my naked body for some mysterious birthmark that means I am actually the prince of somewhere or … Read more

So if you’re not

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So if you’re not Artemis Fowl, then who are you? The boy extended a dripping hand straight up. My name is Orion. I am so pleased to meet you at last. I am, of course, your servant. Holly shook the proferred hand, thinking that manners were lovely, but she really needed someone cunning and ruthless … Read more

Not me, said Orion

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Not me, said Orion cheerily. I’m just a teenager with hormones running wild. And may I say ,young fairy lady, they’re running wild in your direction. Holly lifted her visor and looked the hormonal teenager in the eye. This had better not be a game, Artemis. If you do not have some serious psychosis, you … Read more

Why no aggressive action?

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Why no aggressive action? Foaly squirmed in a harness built for two-legged creatures. Oh yes, why no aggressive action? How I long for aggressive action. I live for aggressive action! thundered Orion squeakily which was unusual. Oh, how I pray that dragon will turn ’round that I may smite it. Smite it with what? wandered … Read more

Orion sniffed. Good. Then,

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Orion sniffed. Good. Then, worthy centaur, perhaps you could give me a ride to the village on your way back. Then I can make a few pennies wth my verses while you build us a shack and perform circus tricks for passersby. This was such a surprising statement that Foaly briefly considered jumping into the … Read more