It is a fundamental
It is a fundamental truth that the responsibilities of motherhood cannot be successfully delegated. No, not to day-care centers, not to schools, not to nurseries, not to babysitters. Ezra Taft Benson
Babysitter
When you’re in a
When you’re in a movie, they treat you like you’re four years old and give you whatever you want. On some level it’s really wonderful and gratifying, but on another level it’s rather disturbing. I’m sure you’ve spoken to movie stars and wondered: How do these people survive without babysitters? Eric Stoltz
I don’t really have
I don’t really have time [to babysit my twin cousins]. And, well, I actually have my own babysitter sometimes. Emma Roberts
My mouth is a
My mouth is a womb. My teeth are my children. My tongue is their babysitter. Enya
My earliest memory was
My earliest memory was raping the babysitter when I was 5…she was 15. Eminem
We were taught to
We were taught to be dependable, responsible, the top of our classes at school, the most organized and efficient babysitters in town, the very miniature models of our hardworking farmer/nurse mother, a pair of junior Swiss Army knives, born to multitask. Elizabeth Gilbert
If television’s a babysitter,
If television’s a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who won’t shut up. Dorothy Gambrell
It is a little
It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby. Demetri Martin
We’re in an era
We’re in an era where they’ve sanitized home life in movies to such a degree that there is a certain home life that might be true if you have two perfect parents, and a nanny, and a couple babysitters, and support, and lots of money, and there’s no strain at home, or whatever. But for … Read more
The best baby-sitters, of
The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida. Dave Barry