A grandmother pretends she
A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. Erma Bombeck
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My grandmother started walking
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is. Ellen DeGeneres
Uncles and aunts, and
Uncles and aunts, and cousins, are all very well, and fathers and mothers are not to be despised; but a grandmother, at holiday time, is worth them all. Fanny Fern
Few things are more
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap. Doug Larson
The idea that no
The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren. Doug Larson
The best baby-sitters, of
The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida. Dave Barry
My mother, grandmother and
My mother, grandmother and older sister all cooked, so it was hard to get into the kitchen. So I have no talent for cooking. I was always out in the garage with my dad. I have a tool belt. I’m a repair chick Cheryl Ladd
What is it about
What is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I’d like to say that grandparents are God’s gifts to children. Bill Cosby
Posterity is the patriotic
Posterity is the patriotic name for grandchildren. Art Linkletter
Elephants and grandchildren never
Elephants and grandchildren never forget. Andy Rooney