Wine is sunlight, held together by water.
Galileo Galilei
Whatever doesn’t kill you,
Whatever doesn’t kill you, makes you watch a lot of Cartoon Network and drink mid-price Chardonnay at 11 in the morning. Conan O’Brien
Chardonnay
The American elite is
The American elite is almost beyond redemption. . . . Moral relativism has set in so deeply that the gilded classes have become incapable of discerning right from wrong. Everything can be explained away, especially by journalists. Life is one great moral mush–sophistry washed down with Chardonnay. The ordinary citizens, thank goodness, still adhere to … Read more
Wine makes daily living
Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried with fewer tensions and more tolerance. Benjamin Franklin
Quickly, bring me a
Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever. Aristophanes
I asked for a
I asked for a glass of Chardonnay. And in a 9/11-like twist, they didn’t have any. They offered me Pinot. Amy Schumer
The American elite …
The American elite … is almost beyond redemption. Moral relativism has set in so deeply that the gilded classes have become incapable of discerning right from wrong. Everything can be explained away, especially by journalists. Life is one great moral mush — sophistry washed down with Chardonnay. Ambrose Evans-Pritchard
But why didn’t you
But why didn’t you just ask me? I set down my fork and glare at her. Because you were sleeping, She says, taking a sip if Chardonnay. I was taking a nap, Mom. It wasn’t intended to be some kind of Disney fairy-tale hundred-year snooze. Alyson Noel