You can’t fake being
You can’t fake being able to cook well. Gail Simmons
Fake People
Beware of a man
Beware of a man with manners. Eudora Welty
It’s a mental fake-out
It’s a mental fake-out to myself. I make believe I’m making a new show so I forget the material I was working on and make up some fresh material. Eric Bogosian
Dogs are better than
Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell. Emily Dickinson
Yeah I\\’m thirty-six, but
Yeah I’m thirty-six, but on the show I’m thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow. Ellen DeGeneres
Why does the rest
Why does the rest of the world put up with the hypocrisy, the need to put a happy face on sorrow, the need to keep on keeping on?… I don’t know the answer, I know only that I can’t. Elizabeth Wurtzel
It\\’s like Samson and
It’s like Samson and Delilah: watch your back, because trouble could be the person you’re sleeping with. Elizabeth Wurtzel
I don\\’t pretend to
I don’t pretend to be an ordinary housewife. Elizabeth Taylor
We think sometimes we\\’re
We think sometimes we’re only drawn to the good, but we’re actually drawn to the authentic. We like people who are real more than those who hide their true selves under layers of artificial niceties Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
I saw something in
I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, \”We’ve redecorated this building to how it looked over 50 years ago!\” And people were going, \”No, surely not, no. No one was alive then.\” Eddie Izzard