When you leave them
When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later. Erma Bombeck
Poodle Dogs
Dogs are better than
Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell. Emily Dickinson
When a man\\’s best
When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. Edward Abbey
If you ain\\’t the
If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes. Edmund Wilson
No animal should ever
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation. Fran Lebowitz
If you are a
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail. Fran Lebowitz
I began by tinkering
I began by tinkering around with some old tunes I knew. Then, just to try something different, I set to putting some music to the rhythm that I used in jerking ice-cream sodas at the Poodle Dog. I fooled around with the tune more and more until at last, lo and behold, I had completed … Read more
Dogs feel very strongly
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. Dave Barry
My dog is half
My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip! Craig Shoemaker
Properly trained, a man
Properly trained, a man can be dog’s best friend. Corey Ford