Every time I think
Every time I think that I’m getting old, and gradually going to the grave, something else happens. Elvis Presley
Funny Aging
Beautiful old people are
Beautiful old people are works of art. Eleanor Roosevelt
Beautiful young people are
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. Eleanor Roosevelt
Middle age occurs when
Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net. Franklin P. Adams
Human beings can be
Human beings can be beautiful. If they are not beautiful it is entirely their own fault. It is what they do to themselves that makes them ugly. The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes. If you foolishly ignore beauty, you will soon find yourself without it. Frank Lloyd Wright
We\’ve put more effort
We’ve put more effort into helping folks reach old age than into helping them enjoy it. Frank Howard Clark
I will never be
I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. Francis Bacon
I\’m saving that rocker
I’m saving that rocker for the day when I feel as old as I really am. Dwight D. Eisenhower
Time may be a
Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician. Dorothy Parker
A man ninety years
A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon, he said, with a twinkle in his eye, it because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried. Dorothea Kent