Birthday Humor

I believe in loyalty.

I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it. Eva Gabor

It is lovely, when

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me. Ellen Glasgow

Youth is happy because

Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old. Franz Kafka

You\’ve heard of the

You’ve heard of the three ages of man – youth, age, and you are looking wonderful. Francis Spellman

Age is not measured

Age is not measured by years. Nature does not equally distribute energy. Some people are born old and tired while others are going strong at seventy. Dorothy Thompson

Time may be a

Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician. Dorothy Parker

Growing old is mandatory;

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. Chili Davis

Some turn to vinegar,

Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. C. E. M. Joad

You know you’re getting

You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope

Pleas’d look forward, pleas’d

Pleas’d look forward, pleas’d to look behind,And count each birthday with a grateful mind. Alexander Pope