Old Age Humor

A man ninety years

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A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon, he said, with a twinkle in his eye, it because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried. Dorothea Kent

Growing old is mandatory;

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Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. Chili Davis

You know you’re getting

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You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope

The older I grow,

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The older I grow, the more I find myself alone. Alberto Giacometti