Because we allow handguns.
Because we allow handguns. When you know someone in the crowd might be packing a rod, it can’t help but rush your timing. Emo Philips
Handguns
The rifle and handgun
The rifle and handgun are ‘equalizers’ — the weapons of a democracy. Tanks and bombers represent dictatorship. Edward Abbey
A handgun ban is
A handgun ban is not realistically enforceable. Confiscating guns would require house-to-house searches and alienate the very individuals whose compliance is essential to the success of any regulation. If gun ownership were prohibited, organized crime would step in to provide the firearms that will continue to be procured with criminal intent. Don Kates
There is something about
There is something about a Luger that separates it from all other handguns, and Luger devotees and Luger society members speak of it in romantic terms that must sound plain nuts to those who consider themselves level-headed. Dick Cavett
A small handgun makes
A small handgun makes any TV remote control. David Letterman
They may have turned
They may have turned this up, whether you had the Paula Jones case or not. But again maybe not, but again that’s like if a frog had side pockets he’d probably wear a handgun. Dan Rather
College is like a
College is like a woman: you work so hard to get in, and nine months later you wish you’d never come. We used to say if a frog had side pockets, he’d carry a handgun. Dan Rather
I know what you’re
I know what you’re thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself … Read more
The handgun would not
The handgun would not be my choice of weapon if I knew I was going to a fight. …I’d choose a rifle, a shotgun, an RPG or an atomic bomb instead. Clint Smith
We’re going to hammer
We’re going to hammer guns on the anvil of relentless legislative strategy! We’re going to beat guns into submission! Charles Schumer