Housework is what a
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn’t done it. Evan Esar
Household Chores
Housework is a treadmill
Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. Erma Bombeck
My second favorite household
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. Erma Bombeck
My idea of housework
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. Erma Bombeck
No one likes doing
No one likes doing chores. In happiness surveys, housework is ranked down there with commuting as activities that people enjoy the least. Maybe that’s why figuring out who does which chores usually prompts, at best, tense discussion in a household and, at worst, outright fighting. Emily Oster
Feminists of my mother\\’s
Feminists of my mother’s generation argued that both mom and dad should work a little less and each do some of the household chores. My parents, for example, split everything 50/50. Even though my father is a terrible cook, he still made dinner exactly half the time. Emily Oster
My favorite way of
My favorite way of getting out of doing chores is by acting like I’m asleep. But it never works. Devon Werkheiser
My idea of superwoman
My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors. Bette Midler
By and large, mothers
By and large, mothers and housewives are the only workers who do not have regular time off. They are the great vacationless class. Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Housework is work directly
Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. Ann Oakley