Quotes for All
My role models were always the Pacinos and the Oldmans, the guys who get dirty with their characters, and I arrived in L.A. during the big boom of ‘Dawson’s Creek.’ I was getting cast as the boy next door, or the friend of the jock. I thought, ‘Did I really have to do all that … Read more
I never go to a college reunion that I don’t come away feeling sorry for all those paunchy, balding jocks trying to hang onto youth. I feel sorry for the men, too. Erma Bombeck
I was a total jock growing up. I went to super-dorky basketball clinics and was handpicked to play on a state team called the Texas Heat. Erin Wasson
Sig Sauer. Nine millimetres. Thirteen in the magazine. Big bullets. One of these hits you and it could blow your head off; something even the magic can’t fix. Other than that you should be all right, presuming you remembered to wear the regulation above-ground micro-fibre jumpsuit recently patented by me. Then again, being a Recon … Read more
I was always more of an academic than a jock. Edwin Moses
I’m not a philosopher. I am the next thing to a jock, which is a novelist. Frederick Busch
I don’t want to spoon-feed the audience, like, \”This is the funny guy, this is one you hate, this is the one you like.\” A lot of movies do that. They don’t really give you a choice. They show you the jock, and he’s an idiot, and everybody has to hate him. You have no … Read more
Law breaking, graffiti artist, dumb jock that I am, I’m pretty socially conscious. Duff Goldman
The ultimate act of cowardice is the fat-headed wrestling guy sitting behind the frail kid in math class, clipping him on the ear, saying: ‘What are you going to do about that, faggot?’ That is cowardice. When the bullets start flying past that jock’s saucer-shaped ears, that’s not cowardice. That’s payback. Doug Stanhope
The free market allowed shock jocks to flourish, and millions of listeners apparently enjoyed the rant. Christine Pelosi