Quotes for All
Liz looks at the tissue box, which is decorated with drawings of snowmen engaged in various holiday activities. One of the snowmen is happily placing a smiling rack of gingerbread men in an oven. Baking gingerbread men, or any cooking for that matter, is probably close to suicide for a snowman, Liz thinks. Why would … Read more
Speak up,’ says Myrna who has a fuzzy white caterpillar of a moustache. ‘My hearing’s not so good.’ ‘I WAS SHOT IN THE HEAD.’ Liz turns to Thandi. ‘I thought you said you didn’t remember how you got the hole in your head.’ Thandi apologizes. ‘I just remembered.’ ‘Shot in the head!’ Florence-scratchy-voice says. ‘Oy, … Read more
Oh, says Owen, but I would have, you know. I know you would have, says Liz, and knowing you would have is nearly as good. Gabrielle Zevin
The baby, a girl, is born at 6:24 a.m. She weighs six pounds, ten ounces. The mother takes the baby in her arms and asks her, Who are you, my little one? And in response, this baby, who is Liz and not Liz at the same time, laughs. Gabrielle Zevin
Liz, I like you very much, he says. Oh, she says, I like you very much, too! Owen is not sure if she means O for Owen, or just plan Oh. He is not sure what difference it would make in either case. He feels the needs to clarify. When I said ‘I like you … Read more
What are you reading? Owen asks. Charlotte’s Web, Liz says. It’s really sad. One of the main characters just died. You ought to read the book from end to beginning, Owen jokes. That way, no one dies, and it’s always a happy ending. Gabrielle Zevin
If you are going to forgive a person, Liz decides, it is best to do it sooner rather than later. Later, Liz knows from experience, could be sooner than you thought. Gabrielle Zevin
People who know me well, call me Elizabeth. I dislike Liz. Elizabeth Taylor
I hate being called \”Liz\”, because it can sound like such a hiss. Elizabeth Taylor
Both the five-year-olds looked at me with bewilderment and a bit of fearful uncertainty. I had a sudden horrifying image of the woman I might become if I’m not careful: Crazy Aunt Liz. The divorcee in the muumuu with the dyed orange hair who doesn’t eat dairy but smokes menthols, who’s always just coming back … Read more