Mother In Law – Quotes

I cook mostly vegetarian

I cook mostly vegetarian vegetable and bean stews. Quinoa salads. I make my mother-in-law’s recipe for chicken and barley stew all the time. Gail Simmons

Interfering, judgmental, and disrespectful

Interfering, judgmental, and disrespectful mothers-in-law are common complaints. Emily Yoffe

… the most fiendish plant I know of, the sort of thing Beelzebub might pluck to make a bouquet for his mother-in-law … it looks as if it had been made out of a sow’s ear for the spathe, and the tail of a rat that died of Elephantiasis for the spadix. The whole thing … Read more

Picasso was a delightful,

Picasso was a delightful, kindly, friendly, simple little man. When I met him he was extremely excited and overjoyed that his mother-in-law had just died, and he was looking forward to the funeral. Edith Sitwell

They say the definition

They say the definition of ambivalence is watching your mother-in-law drive over a cliff in your new Cadillac. David Mamet

Barack Obama is putting

Barack Obama is putting his team together to take over the Administration. So far, he’s got his mother-in-law, who is going to be living with him, and they are talking about Hillary for Secretary of State. You have your mother-in-law and Hillary Clinton. Sounds like smooth sailing to me. David Letterman

Barack Obama said he

Barack Obama said he may negotiate with the Taliban. A lot of people are saying okay, but be careful. But I said this guy has experience negotiating with the enemy. For gosh sake, he lives with his mother-in-law, you know. David Letterman

We were having tea

We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, I’ve decided I want to be cremated. I said, Alright, get your coat. Dave Spikey

Professionalism in tennis …

Professionalism in tennis … only resulted in making billionaires out of rude children, producing an onslaught of moody defectors, and a lot of guys with hair that looks as if bats slept in it… Meanwhile, my head swims with the thought that I have watched tennis progress from Don Budge and Alice Marble to Farrah … Read more

Then there was this

Then there was this freedom the little guys were always getting killed for. Was it freedom from another country? Freedom from work or disease or death? Freedom from your mother-in-law? Please mister give us a bill of sale on this freedom before we go out and get killed. Give us a bill of sale drawn … Read more