My girlfriend knows that
My girlfriend knows that if I’m acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what’s on my mind. Gabriel Iglesias
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My girlfriend knows that if I’m acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what’s on my mind. Gabriel Iglesias
And I don’t want you thinking that my girlfriend is a bad person. She is an amazing woman, the fact that I only have seven stories about her in eight years, says a lot. You know, don’t get me wrong, five of them happened this year, but that’s still way below the bar, you know … Read more
Now I understand why people do drugs, why people drink, and why people go crazy. As the success level goes up and up and up, the further detached I get from everybody else. Luckily, with my girlfriend, everything is gravy because I brought her into it. I brought her in and she’s very hands on … Read more
I’m not against marriage, but I think it is not as important to me as it is for other people, for example. I think getting married would not change the way I feel about my girlfriend… And I don’t know if that would make me happier. Enrique Iglesias
I asked my girlfriend, ‘Will you marry me?’ She said, ‘We’ll have to ask my father.’ So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, ‘Hello!’ Emo Philips
My girlfriend said, Emo, I’m seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something. Emo Philips
My girlfriend said, Just buy me something crazy and expensive, something I don’t even need! So, I signed her up for radiation treatment. Emo Philips
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes. Emo Philips
Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed my girlfriend out of her chair. Emo Philips
WHEN AT 15, MY GIRLFRIENDS STARTED DROPPING OUT OF THEIR BELOVED SPORTS TEAMS, BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T WANT TO APPEAR MUSCLE-Y, WHEN AT 18, MY MALES FRIENDS WERE UNABLE TO EXPRESS THEIR FEELINGS, I DECIDED THAT I WAS A FEMINIST. Emma Watson