Quotes for All
Hello, princess,” said Lord Maccon to the vampire. “Got yourself into quite a pickle this time, didn’t you?” Lord Akeldama looked him up and down. “My sweet young naked boy, you are hardly one to talk. Not that I mind, of course. Gail Carriger
When you go to Hawaii, it’s all about Aloha. It means hello, goodbye and I love you. Gabriel Iglesias
Between the combination of Judeo-Christian religious ‘be good be good be good’ and Capitalist ‘something’s wrong with you, buy this’ and the parental upbringing, which is ‘you’re wrong, you’re not thin enough, you’re not smart enough’ I mean, hello! We don’t have a shot. Eve Ensler
There are three basic personality factors in cats: The kind who run up when you say hello and rub against you in cheap romance; the kind who run away certain that you mean to ravish them; and the kind who just look back and don’t move a muscle. I love all three kinds. Eve Babitz
Oh, Hello. I’m Eugene Mirman, and I’m here to introduce my special. It’s called An Evening of Comedy in a Fake Underground Laboratory. Eugene Mirman
It’s time to say goodbye, but I think goodbyes are sad and I’d much rather say hello. Hello to a new adventure. Ernie Harwell
Hello there. I’m out social climbing, but if you leave your name and number and if you’re anybody, I’ll get back to you. Erma Bombeck
Well, my brother says ‘Hello.’ So, hooray for speech therapy. Emo Philips
I asked my girlfriend, ‘Will you marry me?’ She said, ‘We’ll have to ask my father.’ So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, ‘Hello!’ Emo Philips
Raven: \”Don’t you notice that?\” Alexander: \”Notice what?\” Raven: \”The girls?\” Alexander: \”What girls?\” Raven: \”Hello! You were worried about bringing me to a bar when all along I should have been concerned about bringing you.\” Alexander: \”I don’t know what you are talking about.\” Raven: \”The girls are drooling all over you!\” Alexander: \”Well, … Read more