Quotes for All
What’s really going on here is, this is a media shift. It’s comparable to what happened in the 1950s and the birth of electronic mass media back then.This is the birth of a new kind of personal media, where, instead of we’re all watching one program, we’re all watching each other. And the history of … Read more
By the grey woods, by the swamp, where the toad and newt encamp, by the dismal tarns and pools, where dwell the Gouls. By each spot the most unholy, by each nook most melancholy, there the traveller meets, aghast, sheeted memories of the Past. Shrouded forms that start and sigh, as they pass the wanderer … Read more
Between 1994 and the year 2000, when the Republican majority was in control of the House of Representatives, President Clinton played House Speaker Newt Gringrich like a violin! Ed Crane
They are prepared for a God who strikes hard bargains but not for a God who gives as much for an hour’s work as for a day’s. They are prepared for a mustard-seed kingdom of God no bigger than the eye of a newt but not for the great banyan it becomes with birds in … Read more
Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous. Frank Zappa
I’m delighted to make as many people feel ashamed as possible. There’s probably a site like that for everybody. I’ve heard Newt Gingrich has his own as well. Dylan Moran
Osama bin Laden was living in that compound with three wives. It’s like he was Newt Gingrich. David Letterman
Newt Gingrich says he wants to get rid of Social Security. Who is more qualified to give this country financial advice than a guy who ran up a half-million dollar bill at Tiffany? David Letterman
Newt Gingrich’s campaign is broke. All the money gone. So now he’s charging $50 for a photo. And for $100 you can marry him. David Letterman
Newt Gingrich wants to build a colony on the Moon. OK, you say, but why? Well, he wants to be the first American to get divorced on the Moon. David Letterman