If you put a
If you put a ten dollar bill under the rug instead of spending it, that is capital formation. It represents ten dollars’ worth of something that might have been immediately consumed, but wasn’t. Garet Garrett
Dollar Bills
I was feeling a
I was feeling a bit down, I went to a therapist a few times, at a hundred bucks a pop. But then I realized that no therapy session would ever cheer me up half as much as if I was just strolling along and found a hundred dollar bill. Emo Philips
One thing more dangerous
One thing more dangerous than getting between a grizzly sow and her cub is getting between a businessman and a dollar bill. Edward Abbey
Pyramiding instructions appear on
Pyramiding instructions appear on dollar bills. Add smaller and smaller amounts on the way up. Keep your eye open at the top. Ed Seykota
Newt Gingrich says he
Newt Gingrich says he wants to get rid of Social Security. Who is more qualified to give this country financial advice than a guy who ran up a half-million dollar bill at Tiffany? David Letterman
And as we know
And as we know now, and as I pointed out many times, the great plume of fire at the bottom of the Space Shuttle is actually dollar bills burning, and the most efficient method of destroying American dollar bills as has ever been devised by man. Dana Rohrabacher
The Space Shuttle is
The Space Shuttle is the most effective device known to man for destroying dollar bills. Dana Rohrabacher
Life shouldn’t be printed
Life shouldn’t be printed on dollar bills. Clifford Odets
The same way a
The same way a compact disk isn’t responsible for what’s recorded on it, that’s how we are. You’re about as free to act as a programmed computer. You’re about as one-of-a-kind as a dollar bill. Chuck Palahniuk
That seems like stealing,
That seems like stealing, doesn’t it? Simon pulled a cup toward him. He drew the lid back. Ooh. Mochaccino. He looked at Magnus. Did you pay for these? Sure, said Magnus, while Jace and Alec snickered. I make dollar bills magically appear in their cash register. Really? No. Magnus popped the lid off his own … Read more