Quotes for All
I love my family. I came home the other days. My brother’s passed-out on the couch, holding an empty bottle of sleeping pills. So I called the paramedics, and they pumped his stomach, and I think he’s learned his lesson: you know, never to take my last two sleeping pills. Emo Philips
The minimum wage isn’t earned only by people working at fast food restaurants and in service industry work – the average income for positions like nursing assistants, preschool teachers and paramedics are all under $15. David Rolf
Did you get checked out?” “Yeah, by a hot blond who sat in the corner of the bar and made googly eyes at me.” “I meant by a doctor.” “No, but a balding yet bizarrely hot paramedic said I’d be fine. “Oh, and he’s an expert?” “At flirting. Darynda Jones
I wanted to be a doctor when I was young. I also wanted to be a paramedic, but I always wanted to be an actor as well. I didn’t have kids or something that I needed to provide for. Christopher Parker
The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it. Charlie Sheen
I was watching Maury Povich the other day. He had these people on who say that they’ve had near death experiences. Do you ever notice they always say the same thing? ‘I remember seeing this really bright, white light.’ It’s like, of course, you pinhead, it’s the paramedic looking in your pupils with a penlight. … Read more
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer. Bob Hope
The paramedic whispered in my ear ‘God will never leave you or forsake you.’ Bethany Hamilton
I thought, I can’t do advertising any more, so I was downloading all these PDF applications from community colleges. And I thought, I’ll become a paramedic. I’ll get a two-year associate degree, if I can get in. Augusten Burroughs
Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics. Red Skelton