Reaganomics – Quotes

Another foreign-policy triumph for

Another foreign-policy triumph for Reagan was his 1984 visit to China, where he met for more than three hours with Mao Zedong before realizing that Mao was dead. Dave Barry

Here’s a man who

Here’s a man who was twice elected to the most powerful position on Earth despite needing a TelePrompTer to correctly identify what year it was. Dave Barry

Remember how he handled the Iran-contra Never Ending Scandal from Hell? He went on national television, the President of the United States, and said it wasn’t his fault, because he was not aware, at the time, of what his foreign policy was. Dave Barry

The president, apparently, was

The president, apparently, was so totally unaware of where his foreign policy was that he had to appoint a distinguished commission to help him locate it, and when the commissioners called him in to testify, he told them, essentially, that he couldn’t remember what it looked like. Now, if Richard Nixon had claimed something like … Read more

The story of the

The story of the eighties will be the story of the Reagan administration and the many men and women who served in it, some of whom are already out on parole. Dave Barry

The issue we are

The issue we are reluctant to talk about is even more sensitive than condoms. The issue – and I will try to be tasteful here – is that sometimes it seems like maybe the president of the United States is kind of dumb. If you get what I mean. What I mean is, I am … Read more

Another foreign-policy triumph for

Here’s a man who

Remember how he handled

The president, apparently, was

The story of the

The issue we are

The Governor has no

After the 1984 Summer

Did you see where

I knew the President