Quotes for All
Since i couldn’t remember the real first time i’d lost my virginity, this would have become my de facto first time. I wanted a better story then: I did it with this boy who i wasn’t very into and who had mysterious Gaterade breath; in his room decorated with sports equipment; at least he was … Read more
Walgreens, Rite Aid, CVS and Wal-Mart have all figured out the evolution of life and they grabbed all the products that are necessary for a life. And they stuck them in one aisle and they put them in order according to how you mess up… First thing you’re going to see: condoms. Next to that: … Read more
The most embarrassing one is that I had no idea – and please excuse me – that you guys call a condom a rubber. My version of a rubber is an eraser. I’ve done that – very loudly asked for a rubber and people have given me strange looks. That was embarrassing! Emma Watson
The Catholic Church – it’s so difficult because I don’t want say anything offensive but it makes me very angry that religious leaders from this faith have tried to respond negatively to sexual education and to the promotion of condom use Emma Thompson
But certainly in Uganda, Mozambique and South Africa, people don’t really talk about sex and certainly religious leaders – some of them – up to now have been very unwilling to accept, for instance, the promotion of condom use Emma Thompson
a salesman is an it that stinks to please but whether to please itself or someone else makes no more difference than if it sells hate condoms education snakeoil vac uumcleaners terror strawberries democ ra(caveat emptor)cy superfluous hair e. e. cummings
They’ve bought out a condom now for people with premature ejaculation and they’ve put an anesthetic in the lining that makes you numb and you can last for longer. Or, you can wear it inside out and you don’t have to wake anybody up! Frankie Boyle
There’s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what’s the problem? Dustin Hoffman
What is sex addiction? I asked a doctor and the guys goes, Sex addiction… People will end up doing something they don’t want to do just for sex. Isn’t that called a first date, man? If sex was the result of something I wanted to do, there’d be condoms all over my PlayStation. Dov Davidoff
If you’re going to have sex, use a condom. Dennis Rodman