Quotes for All
Walgreens, Rite Aid, CVS and Wal-Mart have all figured out the evolution of life and they grabbed all the products that are necessary for a life. And they stuck them in one aisle and they put them in order according to how you mess up… First thing you’re going to see: condoms. Next to that: … Read more
The man that isn’t jolly after drinking is just a drivelling idiot, to my thinking. Euripides
Your very silence shows you agree. Euripides
Leave no stone unturned. Euripides
You are an alchemist who can turn six beers into an awkward three week relationship. Eugene Mirman
I found that a couple of bottles of beer would give me a lift, but the third bottle would sober me up. Ethel Waters
The big compliment came from the beer drinkers who didn’t know me. They wouldn’t drink or move when I sang. If they had their glasses in mid-air, the glasses wouldn’t come down. Ethel Waters
I like the Whisky old an the women young Errol Flynn
We shall drink to our partnership. Do you like gin? It is my only weakness. Ernest Thesiger
I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I’ve lost 30 pounds. Ernest Hemingway