You ARE Zaphod Beeblebrox?’

You ARE Zaphod Beeblebrox?’ ‘Yeah,’ said Zaphod, ‘but don’t shout it out or they’ll all want one.’ ‘THE Zaphod Beeblebrox?’ ‘No, just A Zaphod Beeblebrox, didn’t you hear I come in six packs?’ ‘But sir,’ it squealed, ‘I just heard on the sub-ether radio report. It said you were dead…’ ‘Yeah, that’s right, I just … Read more

Take some very deep

Take some very deep breaths, Miranda said. Relax. Concentrate. Then envision a frosty six-pack and wiggle your pinky. A frosty six-pack. Kylie inhaled. He held out her pinky, and right then Della chimed in. We are talking a six=pack of soda, not a cold guy with good-looking abs, right? There was a strange kind of … Read more